10 Reasons Why Black Men Shouldn’t Date White Women by Haywood

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*Hey, fellas. Here’s some advice about dating white women: Don’t for a single moment forget that you are a black male breaking a cardinal rule by putting your black n*gger hands on superior white flesh. White men don’t want to see their daughters fraternizing with the enemy. They’ll tolerate having a black son-in-law if he’s making well over six figures and can slam dunk a basketball. But in the back of a white man’s mind, he will always be superior to n*ggers. He doesn’t want his children, especially his daughter, to hop in bed with a jungle bunny. He doesn’t mind his son getting some of that brown sugar—that’s a fantasy white men have shared since the Jim Crow Era. Some white men even like to watch while their wives are ravished by tall, black, musty Mandingo n*ggers. But when it comes to his precious little girl, a white man has one rule for the average Negro: Hands off!

Fellas, I get it: Having a white on your arm is like riding a unicorn—it’s not supposed to happen outside of the occasional wet dream. Some of you n*ggas covet white women because they are status symbols in the eyes of society. Some of you believe that having the interest of a white woman makes you superior to other black men. Gaining their approval sets you apart from the other n*ggas who don’t have that special something that will catch a white woman’s eye. It makes you feel better about your place in the world. Instead of being the average n*gga, you become the type of Negro that’s acceptable to the blond haired, blue eyed goddess. Besides, White women don’t typically get involved with average n*ggas. They pursue super n*ggas who can provide three luxuries: a big penis, gobs of cash, and gorilla strength in case danger approaches.

Oh and by the way, fellas, I’ve seen too many of you booed up with sloppy, fat, homely-looking white chicks. It’s already bad enough that many of you are intentionally dating outside of your race because you’re not man enough to handle a strong black woman (I said strong, not crazy). Fellas, if you’re going to date a white woman, at least find one that’s easy on the eyes. Don’t settle for less based on the color of her skin. That’s tacky.

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As you can see, this white women isn’t wearing a wedding gown. That’s because she will never be married to a black man. She’ll fool around with as many Mandingo warriors as her horny heart desires. But, generally, it won’t go any further than sex.

I often see black men proudly walking hand in hand with white women. I can see the pride and jubilation in their eyes. However, to these n*ggas I say: Don’t be fooled into thinking she wants you for the long haul. In her eyes, you ain’t nothing but a cheap thrill. When she’s had enough of sucking your big, black, d***—and pissing off her parents—she’ll go running into the arms of her White knight in shining armor. They aren’t really interested in you; they’re intrigued by the taboo of being with a black man. Even if a white woman gives birth to your children, it’ll be because she hopes they will inherit the ability to sink a jump shot like their old dad. You might be thinking love, but she’ll always be thinking about ways to come up (even if it means using your black ass to the bone). I’m just keeping it real.

In honor of former WWE wrestling icon Hulk Hogan’s racially insensitive tirade regarding his daughter’s open involvement with a black music producer, I have compiled a list of reasons why black men should stay as far away from white women as humanly possible.

1. White women cannot identify with the struggle of being a black male in America.

2. White women typically do not come from families that readily accept people of color.

3. In a divorce, white women will take everything you have (including your children).

4. White women treat their dogs better than they treat other human beings.

5. No matter how gentle you may seem, white women will always be afraid of black men.

6. When it comes to parenting, white women aren’t disciplinarians, they’re pushovers.

7. White women will dime you out to the police if they think you’re guilty of a crime.

8. White women don’t age well.

9. White women aren’t tough enough to endure the ups and downs of being with a black man.

10. Why date a white girl when you can be with a sister who looks like Nicki Minaj?

Cory A. Haywood

The Black Hat is written by  Southern California based  Cory A. Haywood, a freelance writer and expert on Negro foolishness